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Best Explanation Ever!

For the term “Galtian Overlords”-which I was asked to define today. Now I would assume that anyone who has been around the last few years would understand the reference, but considering the state of...

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Down for the count.

The S.O. dragged me to her doctor yesterday. It confirmed for me why I need to change doctors. First they found that this a bacterial infection of my sinuses. Thus my head feels like it is going to...

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One of my favorites

One of my favorite pictures of the S.O. Can you guess where it was taken?

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The Carpathian Mountains

Splits Romania into two distinct regions. North and West of them-you are in Transylvania. Go South and East or West-you are in a flat region that resembles Kansas. But in the moutains-one can forget...

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The way our Galtian overlords think.

Paul Ryan as CEO of a major multi-national corporation:

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Bad to worse.

The doctor saw me last Thursday. And I saw her. ( I have now formally abandoned my previous doctor-for reasons I will soon explain). The S.O. dragged me to her doctor-after three days where I was not...

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How low can Tiger go?

Tiger Woods takes on three Japanese women at once! ( As only Tiger Woods of late can). How embarrassing will it be if he gets his ass kicked? Tiger Woods, who barely qualified for his own charity...

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Getting by-

Well, the march of time continues to rush forward. I have to give my company a summary of my course of action tomorrow-so that they can do the things they need to do. Like  my immediate coughing...

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Has to be seen to be believed…..

Over the last couple of days I have been witness to one of those continuing conversations that can only occur in the one dimensional space that is the internet. You know the kind-that actually go back...

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Another really good deal.

As an extra added bonus-after completing a 4-5 year sea tour, the Navy will send some of you to an IA in  ( pick the hell hole of your choice): The Navy announced this week that more than 60,000...

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Feeling naked.

Jaime Escalante: You only see the turn, you don’t see the road ahead.(From the movie-Stand and Deliver). That quote is racing around my head these last few days, repeatedly. I am remembering the...

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Best Divorce Letter Ever!

Why couldn’t I have thought about this? ( Click to enlarge).

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How stupid is this?

Pretty stupid if you ask me. There are certainly ways to save money without resorting to this: Under heavy pressure to find real cuts, Navy officials are seriously considering decommissioning a nuclear...

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The irony, of course, is lost on them.

I love the fact that conservative supporters of the selfish, fat, ignorant, pigs teabaggers are up in arms because literally thousands of their fellow citizens exercised the same right claimed by the...

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The clock is ticking….

Ticking down to liberation day. A countdown made more difficult, because the S.O picked Friday to get in a minor fender bender ( in the BMW no less!), which yours truly is now having to solve and get...

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Oh take a letter, Maria,

Address it to Bank of America and Goldman Sachs. Its just a short, pretty cogent explanation as to why a significant number of people in America want you to die: Eleven million dollars?  What the hell...

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Happy Columbus Day!

From those dirty hippies in New York:

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I am the something percent……

I continue to marvel at the pettiness of the critics of Occupy Wall Street and their inability to understand underlying reasons why these demonstrations are happening at all. Most of the criticism of...

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Don’t have time to read the book?

Then read the book title! This web site outlines the plot in 30 quick seconds by adjusting the book title. For those of you are book fans like me, you should spend some time looking through the...

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Worth repeating…..

Courtesy of the Reformed Broker: “Let me help you out, sir.  Finance is one of the things we do terribly in this country, not well.  Alan Greenspan’s policies simply created the illusion that we “did...

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